I know I started writing yesterday with energy and positivity, but I've been struck down with a terrible cold. I'm achy and shivering etc etc...
I caught it off my niece and it reminded me of the Louis C.K. joke, how his daughter is a bucket of germs and she coughed directly into his mouth because she thought you shared a secret by whispering directly into peoples mouths. Very funny. Well, yes, until it happens to you. I could feel the germs crawling down my throat and spreading through my lungs. They currently have control of at least 87% of my body.
I promise this is not an excuse. I feel the urge to run but it would be a mistake, I'd probably have a stroke after about 30 seconds.
I couldn't find a suitable image about the germs so here's another brilliant snippet from the top comedian:
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